Whenever I go back and read my past entries I always feel really weird because it just doesn't sound like me. I'm not sure why that is, but I always seem much more ... excitable on my blog. Does anyone else find it kind of hard to read their own writing? The same goes for when I'm reading my stories/poems/essays. It never seems to read the same way I intended it to.

Everytime I say this I back out on it, so I probably shouldn't say it: I'm going to try to post one entry every day for a month. I know, I know, I'll forget about it, but I'll at least TRY to remember. I'm just worried about not having anything to write about.

In other news, I just got Something Corporate's second album (it's not a new album, seeing as the band isn't even together anymore) and it's really good! Does anyone listen to this band? If not, get on it! It's the first band by the lead singer of Jack's Mannequin, so they are fairly similar.

I'll leave you with this little gem for today. It always makes me laugh. I do not care that I've posted it before, it's still funny.

Yes, that's right, this is a new layout (and a very different one, might I add)! I really like this one, and I was getting sick of custom coding (because I'm no computer genius).

Saturday is the 4th (obviously) and I'm pretty excited for my families party. It's going to be great! Normally, I wouldn't be all OMG!! over a family gathering, but when this family gathering includes lots of good food, I'm in. Plus, it always gives me the chance to MAYBE soak an adult with a water gun. You never know.

Has anyone read any books by John Green? I just finished his second book, An Abundance of Katherine's, and it was really good! I felt like there was some important plot line that was missing, and the book seemed too short, but it was mostly good. Plus, it was really funny. If you haven't heard of him, go check out his youtube channel that he does with his brother Hank. They're known as the nerdfighters. They shouldn't be hard to find.

ANYWAY, comments are appreciated. If you comment (and if your reading, it really only takes like 5 more seconds to post a little 'hello elizabeth' and go on your way) LEAVE YOUR NAME IN THE COMMENT. If you don't have a livejournal account and you post anonymously, I don't know who you are unless you tell me!

PRINCE ALI, FABULOUS HE, ALI-A-BABWA!!!!!!!!!!

...that is all.

I seriously should stop abandoning this blog.

Anyway, is anyone else flipping their lid at this Swine Flu? IF IT BECOMES A PANDEMIC I WILL GO INTO HIDING, JS. Well, I won't hide, but I promise you I will be peeing my pants. Nothing freaks me out more than a pandemic. If this turns into the freakin Spanish Flu we're all going to die.

ON A LESS MORBID NOTE...
I hade my first day of work/ training yesterday, and it was pretty great. All of my supervisors are great (I remember Mike and Tad, but there was one more) and we had a lot of fun. Plus, the cash registers are SO much easier to use! I'm not scheduled to work next weekend but I offered to pick up someone's shift (who also works at subway), so if that goes through I'll be working next saturday. I actually feel productive.

I've been on a baking tangent lately.On friday I made cookies, today I made brownies, and I might make banana bread later. Idk what is going on with me.

As if this post couldn't get any more random, here is my list of goals for the summer.

VISIT EMMA IN COLORADO.
WORK A BUT LOAD OF HOURS SO I CAN GET A BIG BONUS.
WRITE SOMETHING MORE THAN 10,000 WORDS. XD
RUN A 5K.
GET IN BETTER SHAPE.
HAVE MORE FUN THAN I DID LAST SUMMER (that shouldn't be hard)

I will leave you all with this horrifying thing:

WHAT IS THAT?!?!

I dare you not to laugh.
I DARE YOU.

So remember all that ranting from my last post (which you should go check out if you haven't, because I had some good stuff in there)? Yeah, scratch that.

BECAUSE I HAVE A 4.0!!
I still hate Domgaard because he's creep-tastic, but at least he got my grades all updated. The partying will ensue.
Oh, and thank you Maddy for talking to him for me (even though it didn't work and was pretty pointless) because you sitting in class was more fun than science ever is.

I have to go watch fat people exercise now. You know you want to watch the Biggest Loser too.

FYT (for your time):

Back from Indy!!!
Well, I got back yesterday, but I'm too lazy to update that soon. I'm to lazy to update at all, so you should all be thankful that I actually am updating.
With this update comes a new layout, and I hope you all like it. I am particularly in love with the vector style, so this one really floats my boat.

Indy was super fun and we kicked all the other bands buts. Oh yeah, we rock. I loved when Mr. Wolf argued with the people to get us all of our time with the clinician. XD

School is tomorrow and I'm REALLY not looking forward to it. We'll be starting trig in Math though and I'm pretty excited. Trig is easy, I GET trig. It's algebra 2 I don't get. However, I GOT AN F*%^ING A- IN DOMGAARD BECAUSE HE'S A DILLHOLE WHO NEEDS TO BE SHANKED. THERE GOES MY F&%$ING 4.0.

Sorry.......... I was very angry.

Maddy and I went to smiths today and threw around cereal, smelled coffee beans and smelled shampoo. I got Monty Python and the Holy Grail! :D

Spring break is so close, I just need to hold on until then. I WILL SURVIVE.


RANDOM TIME:
If you haven't already heard of her, you need to check out Natalie (aka Communitychannel on youtube). She is hilarious and her 'your mom' jokes are the best in the world.

I need help.
This post will be rather boring, but you get to answer a multiple choice question, so have fun with that!

QUESTION:
I'm applying for a job at lagoon this year. I'm going to apply for LAB Deck Hand, but I need a second choice. What should it be?
A) Ticketing
B) Admissions
C) Foods
D) Other (please state)

Alexa is required to give 2 answers, because I know she will choose foods. XD So if your name is alexa, choose a second option that is NOT foods along with your mini essay as to why I should choose foods (which I bet you will include).

FYT:

That is all.

FYT: ( Natalie Portman's Rap (SNL) )

I've abandoned my blog... again.
Then again, it isn't like I have anything to say. Why would anyone care what I'm doing in the first place?
But, since it's been almost a month since my last post, I decided to update anyway.

Last night was lots of fun at the party (all the guys were like, WTF? at the movie because no one was paying attention). Maddy killed me in Honey I Love You with her Nick and Norah line. XD

Today I'm going to see Twilight with Maddy (again) because it's in the Kaysville theatre, so it will be super cheap. We can make lots of jokes about how lol-tastic it is.

I have a shakespeare project to do this weekend, and I'm considering death as an option out of it. XP I don't know what to do! I was going to do the 'To be or not to be' speech from hamlet, but it's FREAKING LONG!

Ooh, and kind of random, but I've been writing in cursive all week, and it's actually getting to be easy and fast.

FMT (for my time):

FYT (for your time):